Never Question a Drunk Guy

I was shopping at the local grocery store where I selected:

One Gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of my favorite lettuce, a six pack of diet coke, and a pound of bacon. As I was unloading my items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk, standing in line behind me, watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the items, he says to me "You must be single."..I was a bit started by this remark, but I was intrigued by the drunk's statement. I looked at my items he had taken such an interest in and was curious why he came up with the "single statement". I did not understand what was so unusual about my selections that could have indicated to him that I might be single. Curiosity got the best of me and I said: "well, how did you assume I was single by my purchases...He said ... "oh, it wasn't your purchases" .. I asked what was it then... He replied... "cause your UGLY!" so.... never ask a Drunk!